Yoda

Yoda was the Grand Master of the Jedi Order, and according to himself, the most powerful of all Jedis, with the exception of Jedi Bob who apparently didn't actually count. Because of this, he spent most of his time sitting in his favorite chair in the Jedi Book Club's meeting room. Unfortunately for him, he was still stuck with the duties that a Grand Master was legally obligated to perform by the Grand Masters before him, but soon realized that he wasn't legally obligated to do a good job, and began being as much of a troll as possible.

As Grand Master, Yoda went on to witness the destruction of the Jedi Order at the end of the Clone Wars, but survived and went into hiding on the swamp planet Dagobah where he lived out the rest of his days before becoming a Force ghost and continuing to troll the residents of The Galaxy with his newfound powers.

Allies

 * Jedi Order
 * Aayla Secura
 * Anakin Skywalker
 * Mace Windu - Personal masseur
 * Mickey Mouse
 * Obi-Wan Kenobi
 * Plo Koon
 * Kirak Infil'a - Personal masseur
 * Qui-Gon Jinn
 * Shaak Ti
 * Yarael Poof - Errand boy
 * Ahsoka Tano
 * Basil Oregano
 * Ezra Bridger
 * Luke Skywalker - Apprentice

Enemies

 * Count Dooku Fan Club
 * Asajj Ventress
 * Siths
 * Dooku - Apprentice
 * Sheev Palpatine
 * Gree - Victim
 * Jedi Bob