Mac Attack

A Mac Attack was an extremely deadly occurrence that happened mostly to McDonald's addicts. When you have a Mac Attack you loose all control over yourself, potentially harming those around you. A notable occurrence of this was when Bill Clinton, a notable Big Mac addict, almost killed Jedi and then-President George W. Bush. This caused Bush to throw Clinton's car into a pond via The Force. It is also believed that Toshma Jenkin had a Mac Attack at least once, as he had an obsession with eating.