Dennis Opress



Dennis Opress, also known as TheSavageOpress69 and Dennis the Phantom Menace by Maul, was a Dathomiarian Zabrak, and a member of the ancient Nightbro clan.

When Dennis was born, the Wills took note of this, as they liked his sick tattoos. His supposedly younger brother, Maul, however, was much cooler, and therefore gained the power of the Wills earlier. Dennis was also the elder brother of one of the stupidest Nightbrother s of all time, Feral. Soon after birth, Dennis and Maul underwent a ritual which turned them into superhuman soldiers, but Feral wasn't allowed, because he was too dumb. Another thing to note is that Maul was not allowed to meet Dennis due to his intense fear of the color red.

As Maul was trained by Lord Sheevious, taking on the first name Darth, before losing to Obi Wan due to the elevation difference that powered Kenobi, Opress grew up with Feral in his sick pad in the Nightbro village. Due to Feral being unable to get a job, Opress had to fund them both with his awesome wood-chopping skills. Feral knew that the only thing he was good for was sparring with Dennis, and because of this, Feral developed a new fighting style in which he basically just stood there like a rock and almost died after a single punch. Opress spent Feral's whole life protecting him from the mighty witch magic that constantly threatened him. However, Dennis was in fact high on swamp fumes, not realizing he was actively beating small animals to death with his fists.

Soon, Asajj Ventress came to their village, and took half the Nightbro clan in a free-for-all battle. Dennis pulled out his curvy knife, but was slammed into the wall with enough force to shatter every bone in a human being's body. As Ventress proceeded to kill more than half of the remaining forces, Dennis rushed in her direction, dodging a bunch of spears she yeeted at him. As she ran toward Feral, the obvious weakling, Dennis dropped his weapon like an idiot and ran to save him. Every other Nightbro died, and Opress and Feral faced her alone. Opress sacrificed himself for Feral, but Ventress, after beating the living crap out of him, decided to spare him.

Enhanced by the dark power of the Nightsisters, Dennis increased in size, and grew some ridiculous horns that seemed like he was compensating for something. He was given the sheer ridiculous power of the super soldier he was, and a new outlook on life. He attempted to kill Ventress, but decided not to, because that wasn't who he was anymore. He was told to take on Feral in battle, and killed him, raising the average IQ on the planet by 3-5 points.